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&lt;p&gt;國寶總動員獲獎了，非常開心…&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://osdc.tw/&quot; title=&quot;OSDC Taiwan&quot;&gt;OSDC Taiwan&lt;/a&gt; 2008（Open Source Developers&#039; Conference in Taiwan）來了，就在今年（2008）的 4/12 與 4/13 兩天，&lt;a href=&quot;http://osdc.tw/osdc2008/schedule.html&quot; title=&quot;OSDC 2008 Taiwan Schedule&quot;&gt;議程&lt;/a&gt;排得滿滿地，活動內容涉及廣泛&amp;hellip;非常的廣泛&amp;hellip;有 &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ruby-lang.org/&quot; title=&quot;Ruby Programming Language&quot;&gt;Ruby&lt;/a&gt;、&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.python.org&quot; title=&quot;Python Programming Language&quot;&gt;Python&lt;/a&gt;、&lt;a href=&quot;http://svk.bestpractical.com&quot; title=&quot;SVK&quot;&gt;SVK&lt;/a&gt;、&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.perl.org&quot; title=&quot;The Perl Directory - perl.org&quot;&gt;Perl&lt;/a&gt;、&lt;a href=&quot;http://gears.google.com/&quot; title=&quot;Google Gears&quot;&gt;Google Gears&lt;/a&gt;&amp;hellip;我頭都暈了，上網報完名後，又發懶不想去聽，所以決定不匯款等著被取消。&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;其中由 &lt;a href=&quot;http://gugod.org&quot; title=&quot;gugod&quot;&gt;gugod&lt;/a&gt; 分享的「網頁程式還可以怎麼設計」，有這麼一段文字：&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Web Programmer 真是世界上最博學多聞的人種。寫個專案需要通曉五種語言：SQL, Perl, HTML, CSS, JavaScript。有的時候，還要打開 Photoshop 改圖學畫。&amp;hellip;&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;我身為一位半調子的 Web Programmer，對能說出上頭這一段話的 gugod 深感佩服，直接就把 Web Programmer 腦子裏飛來飛去，雜亂無章的思緒道盡了。這實在是有趣極了的一段話，讓我忍不住想到身在 3D Animation Studio/Industry 裏 Technical Director （TD）的我們&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://drake.csie.org/web_programmer_vs_technical_director&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;閱讀全文&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            &lt;td&gt;你在開刀看診，我連問都不能問&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;我工地在施工，你沒事就來管&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td&gt;我不可以在你的房間開個洞&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td&gt;你告訴我年紀大了多少會尿失禁&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td&gt;你當時醫好就沒事兒&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;我還得保障你至少1年&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td&gt;你開錯藥方，死一個人&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td&gt;我&amp;quot;給&amp;quot;你錢，我還是看你臉色&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;你給我錢，我得看你臉色&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;你說我癌症，我只能默默承受&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;我說你房子壁癌，你氣的想打我&amp;hellip;&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;我請你多給幾顆胃藥你叫我自費?&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;你叫我修修改改都不算錢&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;/tbody&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(轉載自網路笑話&amp;quot;&lt;a title=&quot;googling 小監工的心聲 &quot; href=&quot;http://www.google.com.tw/search?q=%E5%B0%8F%E7%9B%A3%E5%B7%A5%E7%9A%84%E5%BF%83%E8%81%B2&amp;amp;ie=utf-8&amp;amp;oe=utf-8&amp;amp;aq=t&amp;amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;amp;client=firefox-a&quot;&gt;小監工的心聲&lt;/a&gt;&amp;quot;)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://drake.csie.org/comparison_of_doctors_and_designers#comments</comments>
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 <category domain="http://drake.csie.org/taxonomy/term/11">work</category>
 <pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Drake</dc:creator>
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 <title>上班 VS. 作牢</title>
 <link>http://drake.csie.org/comparison_of_workers_and_prisoners</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;同事寄來一封信，裏頭交相比對了在公司上班與在監獄作牢的差別，相當的生動和&amp;hellip;機車，哈。&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;1&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; align=&quot;&quot; summary=&quot;&quot;&gt;
    &lt;tbody&gt;
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            &lt;td&gt;項目&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;監獄&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;公司&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;大部分時間，你都在一個 8x10 呎的空間內&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;大部分時間，你都在一個 6x8 呎的堅格內&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;一日三餐，準時進食，&lt;br /&gt;
            完全免費&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;進食不定時，餐數不一定，&lt;br /&gt;
            自己付錢&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;表現良好可獲休假&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;表現良好可獲更多工作&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;守衛為你開關所有房門&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;自行開關所有的門&lt;br /&gt;
            遺失職員證或忘記密碼&lt;br /&gt;
            將被罰款數以百元計&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;擁有獨立廁所&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;使用公廁&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;親友可探望你&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;辦公時間不容許私人事務&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;所有費用由納稅人支付，&lt;br /&gt;
            不用工作&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;稅金由工作的收入扣除&lt;br /&gt;
            以支付公共開支，如監獄經費&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;麻木不仁的獄卒向你施壓&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;管理階層的手段更毒辣&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;太多空餘的時間，&lt;br /&gt;
            可做運動健身&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;絲毫沒有自己的時間，&lt;br /&gt;
            有損健康&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;離開監獄代表重獲自由&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td&gt;離開公司則前途茫茫&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;/tbody&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;我真的覺得，這張比較表非常的機車&amp;hellip;非常&amp;hellip;非常&amp;hellip;&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <category domain="http://drake.csie.org/taxonomy/term/157">funny</category>
 <category domain="http://drake.csie.org/taxonomy/term/11">work</category>
 <pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Drake</dc:creator>
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 <title>What is Woman?</title>
 <link>http://drake.csie.org/node/225</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;前幾天在一個人的 &lt;a title=&quot;Area@Kyle&quot; href=&quot;http://kyle-me.net/wordpress/2006/11/08/335&quot;&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt; 上看到如下的圖，覺得挺妙的。&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/118/292325976_60088ea7cb_o.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img width=&quot;400&quot; height=&quot;554&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/118/292325976_60088ea7cb_o.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;what is the real problem&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;p&gt;感覺這種套法，怎麼變都行，只要把一開頭的 Woman 換掉就行。例如，開頭的第一句換成 To become successful you need money and time. 就可以導出 Being Successful = Problems。所以說，一個人只要成天想著出人頭地，那他就麻煩大了。&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 14:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
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